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Remember the old days? Back when you could trust the ice cream man? Back when high school romance was just heavy petting in the back of dad's Chevy, not a couple uncomfortable laps around the roller rink followed by day-after allegations of rape seeded into a show tune?
College Humor's taken a swing at decoding the not so subtle lyrics to "Grease"'s "Summer Nights" with a parody video that mixes our time with a time lost and implicates Kenickie in some serious "Law & Order SVU" trouble.
It was, apparently, a summer no one will forget. Especially not poor Rizzo.